Tuesday, June 13, 2006

 

And When I Die

Having decided not to use the elixer of life on the Ugmos (at least I think i didn't...with all these families I get confused) it wasnt long before Floyd reached the twilight of his life. He did not achieve his LTW to have 50 dream dates, but thanks to a suggestion from a thoughtful reader, I could pretty much keep him in a good mood by having him date Marsha at home. (Marsha at this point was so out of it she thought she was at Londoste eating lobster themidor).




Floyd still has the desire and no viagra needed










Well where else would a happily married couple end up on a dream date?







But, like many caregivers, Floyd was masking the strain on his body and mind caused by Marsha's condition. One night it was more than even Floyd could handle. He simply went to a corner and stood.




As you can see Floyd needs help desperately. And don't tell me to issue another command to his poor brain. He could not process it. It was eerie. It was like...I'm so tired just let me stand here.





Esther could not bear the thought of Floyd soiling himself in a corner. Even Marsha had not done that humiliating act. I could not bear the thought of him dying without his properly deserved hula dancers. And I sure as heck wasn't in the mood to move the whole family due to Floyd's momentary breakdown. So....the moveobjects cheat was used to delete him from the house. When I came back to the property...there he was on the sidewalk as good as old.


And the next day was a regular Ugmo day until....




HELLOOOO HULA BABES!!










The family mourned for the customary 3 hours and had a funeral meal in his honor.




No one had the bad taste to ask about the insurance policy at this point (although Amar was interested..you can see him in the backround searching the desk)












Lloyd issued the eulogy









And Floyd was laid to rest.















Of course being the obsessive I am, I had to move Sterling's grave next to Floyd's grave. This was evidently the cause of another appearance by Sterling.





Big woop...he wasnt noticed in life and he is not noticed in death. What a cipher.

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Glitches are a pain. I'm glad it worked out.
 
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